Shannon Shriek

Yes, I recall sharing something like this in 2006 or 2007, which was inspired by a girl who passed my home, screaming her head off. She did the same thing again recently. Voice: Her classmates called her Shannon, but to the perverts she was known as the Shriek Heard around the World. (Outside the girl's restroom in a public swimming pool, a peeping Tom struggles to peer through a small hole. Enter Shriek in her swimsuit. On catching sight of the intruder, she lets out a loud, piercing cry.) Peeping Tom: Oh no! Shannon Shriek! (Downtown at police headquarters, a trace of Shannon's distress signal reaches an astute constable.) Constable: Did you hear that? Constable #2: Sounded like a shriek. Constable: Not just any shriek: Shannon Shriek! Let's roll! (They rise and spring into action.) Voice: It was Shannon's resourcefulness that foiled the prowler. (The prowler assumes a precarious second-floor perch to peek through Shannon's lit bedroom window at night. As soon as the light goes out, a tumultuous scream shatters the glass and sends him tumbling to the ground.) Voice: Her shriek struck fear into the hearts of her adversaries. (Shannon catches an ogler lurking behind a tree in the schoolyard.) Ogler: (Panic stricken) All right, I'll turn myself in right now, okay? (Pulling out his cellphone) Look! I'm calling 911 to report myself! Just don't shriek at me! Please! Voice: If you're up to mischief, her shriek might be the last thing you ever hear. Don't miss Shannon Shriek: the Shriek Heard around the World!
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