Hello. I'm Jack Thackery, president of Monster Oil, with a bold new way to help you economize. Since the success of food products like gummy bears, it has been known for some time that petroleum is edible. Up to now, the fuel value of such foods has gone to waste in the bodies of playing children. To offset this, we have introduced Petroleum Jelly, a delicious sandwich spread whose energy can be recovered through the recycling of human waste. Available in flavors like strawberry, raspberry, and black licorice, you won't taste the difference as you trick your body into believing it has been fed while saving up to twenty-five percent on your gasoline bill. Why not give it a try? Petroleum Jelly: get it while it lasts.
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