The Balogne Bulletin

I felt that ground tremor last night as I worked on this. We get a lot of them here, which may have caused me to share a similar post before. Just check with Saturday Night Live's seasons spanning plagiarized content of the last ten years. Those criminals did not author a single word of my thousands of scripts. Today on the Balogne Bulletin, since 12:01 am, a lengthy ground tremor, convulsive enough to topple a house of cards, has thrust local seismologists in the limelight. Asked if it indicates approaching doom, they said that they must first fly elsewhere to look at the problem from a distance. I.T. giant Microchip is adding two thousand skilled workers to its payroll for its compound in the Nevada desert. Their job will be to use company software to do their jobs for them. The boost in cushy jobs suggests that the economy may be overdeveloped. However, homeless addicts continues to complain about methadone shortages. An aluminum door was bent and two workers injured at a peanut butter plant by a rampaging elephant that escaped from the zoo. The two ton 'Daisy' is safely back in captivity after she slipped on the way out and fell into the path of a high caliber tranquilizer gun. A landlord wants legislative changes made to allow him to more effectively terminate the leases of his deceased tenants. Without it he fears that his units will grow too haunted. And on the eve of New Year's Eve, an innovative writing utensils concern offers a new product to help us keep our New Year's resolutions: a pen filled with disappearing ink. Happy 2016.
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