In My Own Words

If you're my fan, I don't want you to feel too upset about the shabby treatment I've received from stars and corporate broadcasters. It's only natural that when the TV makes you love FRAUD and PLAGIARISM, there will be little or no love left for authors. In my case, since your TV and radio want you to continue to support stars who committed crimes with my web posts, I must sometimes now receive hate instead of gratitude. It's not your fault that you can't trust your TV and radio. It's the only informational authority you have and you are forced to build your lives around its reports. I must stress the word PLAGIARISM because I don't want anyone thinking that these animals stole my blogs and then rephrased or 'improved' them. I put quite a lot of effort into how I phrase my work. Remember when George Carlin said he smoked a joint before going on his computer and 'tweaking' his standup material? He lied. The only thing he was honest about there was his dope smoking. My work doesn't need to be 'tweaked'. My sentences are ideally phrased to their purposes. George Carlin's PLAGIARISM, which seems to have been strongly supported by his HBO friend, Bill Maher, consists of just about every word he said in front of cameras in the last three years of his life. In support of my accusations, Saturday Night Live stole my poems. Would they need to 'tweak' my verses? How could they still rhyme afterwards? I put the same effort into constructing well worded scripts and statements as I do into writing nice, neat verses. As usual, I didn't at first realize that some of my latest posts were inadvertently reconstructed works of my past. Looking back on them, however, I realize that I shared a lot of them before and I will change their copyright information accordingly. The way the law has left me to fend for myself against so much corporate crime explains why there is so much dissatisfaction in our world today. They want us to live in a place where the human heart carries a price tag. See how they swooped down on me with their money bags and turned millions of people against me who first liked my work and wanted to give me a chance. They want us to think we have hope the whole time they are oppressing us with their obscene wealth and their perverse broadcasting corporations. And then when I come along and say it out loud on the internet and you all agree with me, they need to steal my statement and hand it to one of their pets to tell you it means something else. How much longer do we have to put up with it? The posts I've inadvertently rewritten since I started this blog in May 2015 so far include: Loving Blindness, Stars in His Thighs, What Might Have Been/Clara Hitler, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Enemies of Freedom, the Songwriter?, the Cynical Priest, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Pink Marx?, the Black Market, Palumbo, Pet the Foreigner, Pomp and Sneak Advance, Head Case Files/Psychotic Detraction, Canadian History/War of 1812, Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, The Good Guard, Canadian History/Birth of the Yukon, Ahead of Their Time/Francisco Domino, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope, Slowpoke, Ancient Wisdom/Technology, the Roachademy, Canadian History/French and Indian War, The Thousand Dollar Man, Shannon Shriek, Depending Doom, Present Misgivings, Le Miscreant, Street Smart, Lying Through His Teeth, the Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, Canadian History/the Loyalest, Canadian History/the Real Rebellion, Agent Houdini, High School Sacramental, Canadian History/Conflagration, Ahead of Their Time/Karma Sutri?, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Voices of Consequence/Joan's Own, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Canadian History/Railing for Rice, Fact or Forgery, Bum Steer, and Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5. That's fifty-six posts that were likely stolen from me when I first shared them between 1999 and 2007. Your favorite networks and radio stations have been working hard to boost the images of the copyright violators who collected payment for broadcasting these works of mine illegally as their own. I need to see a lawyer about forcing these networks to tell their viewers the truth about all these thefts of my work - and not at two o'clock in the morning when everyone's asleep either. Until then, I will continue to suffer as the sole victim of a cowardly gang of spoiled, hateful celebrities and their evil auxiliaries in the corporate media. Until then, I will have to suffer every bit as much as I had to suffer when these creeps had my songs and blogs and were cashing them all in for millions of dollars for themselves.
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