Insufferable

I recall another prominent paragraph from my last posts in 2007 when I felt helpless against the fraud that was being committed all around me: 'the game is rigged, folks...' I've added it to the lengthy list of George Carlin's plagiarisms. Imagine him passing himself as being on the side of his fans with words he stole from me that were probably originally about him and his fucking crimes. What an ass. Oops, looks like I almost forgot to include that hilarious line I first shared about pet peeves. What kind of half-assed lie are the countless people who derived their living from committing fraud or helping to commit fraud with my original work using to explain my freedom to add more and more to this account after they told everyone I lied? It must be a really stupid one, but it would still be believed, as long as it was supported by the broadcast industry. So if you hear a really ridiculous explanation as to why I've never been arrested or incarcerated, maybe you're talking to another one of the cowardly culprits. The way the TV drums up sympathy for criminal creeps and leaves their victims in the cold is truly horrible. Poor David Frum: his mother died twenty years ago. Poor, poor Mike Myers: his father died in 2006. So he should be allowed to steal my creations and spin them into billion dollar movies for himself, right? Well, you tell that thief that I didn't want to make a cartoon series out of Austin Powers, but I'm going to do it just to seize possession of my character from him and his illegal movie. Merry Christmas, asshole. You know that these bad broadcasters don't think very much because they don't want to face the terrible truth about their crimes for even a second. If they were capable of thinking about this at any length, they'd realize that my work comes from suffering. That means that if all these glorious stars need to steal it, they don't suffer enough to produce work of equal quality for themselves. Their idea of suffering is having to wait in line for admission to a smart restaurant. Poor them! You better go help them to feel better. Fuck their victim, right?
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