Wednesday, September 30, 2015

The Balogne Bulletin

The Balogne Bulletin/30-09-15
In the headlines tonight: the Federal League of Porn Stars is lobbying for new image rights. They say that the erogenous zone is not covered by current legislation and that our private parts should receive the same legal protection as our faces. Here in the city, confused pilots and irate drivers with bent car antennas applaud the early close of the fourth annual mentalist convention, whose lengthy ceremony was canceled by an unfavorable prophecy. And is the rejection of fraud hate? We'll talk to a convicted fraud who says that he suffers harassment because of his crime. All this and more coming up on the Balogne Bulletin.

  
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