Down with Backstabbing Liars

I hope my youngest fans got a laugh out of that last script. I wrote it especially for them and I have many more like it to share. My old works are starting to thin out and it has had no effect on my volume because I have new ideas all the time. I needed to return to the library to answer a few of the latest round of ridiculous attacks from backstabbing liars. I'd rather not be here. I get the impression from some people that I enjoy getting into fights with major stars and their millions of fans. Actually, it's a very unpleasant task which one is forced to do in an unjust society by having no other choice. You'd have to be as nutty as Jeff Hisko to pick a fight with so many major stars. However, major stars don't hesitate to pick fights with people they consider to be beneath them, like you and me. Flagging Videos: Someone said I flagged a video down. Oh, did someone rip me off again? Forget about that, let's just accuse me of lying about who is flagging videos for me. I do not flag videos. I do not even browse the web. I spend more than eight hours on average a day just generating my content. I don't have time to flag videos in the library. Besides that, it makes me sick to see some asshole ripping me off on the web. It upsets me too much. And if you want proof that I don't flag videos, just compare the time they are flagged with the time I spend online in public, lacking a home connection. I'm sure you will find that I was offline while those videos were flagged. How can people stand to listen to these creeps lie about me like this day in and day out? It sure drives me nuts. Servility: If we think about it deeply enough, we're all servile. Some of us are servile to truth and some of us are servile to corporate lies. I belong to the former group. My proof of my servility is my persistence with a task that I find very unpleasant. I didn't want to spend the last five years trapped between my room and the public library. I am here not by my own will but by the will of consumers of my work, many of whom have grown dependent on me for a daily laugh or insight or a decent song or poem. Blame: I am not at fault for the crimes committed against me by stars and broadcasters any more than Africans were at fault for slavery and the Jews were to blame for the Holocaust. Is this what passes for television these days? Where are people hearing this horrible shit? And haven't I already defended myself against this stupid accusation in a previous post? I wonder when I'll have to repeat myself a third time. New Song: Has anyone noticed the driving rhythm to my newest song post, Denial? I got a 'thank you' from some of my fans the other day when I first shared it. You are most welcome, my dears, and maybe you won't be alone on the dance floor if we can get everyone else to stop standing in judgement over every word I share. But that's what happens when the TV they trust so much drags my name through the mud with kangaroo courts and lies for eight to ten years. No one feels like dancing when they stand in judgement. Lucky for you, you're too young to remember how much hate the TV and radio have been pumping into the brains of my fans with my own work since 2004. Shame, shame, double shame on them! Some people may still need Dateline to lead the way with their 'snake dance'. What an appropriate name for a dance invented by Dateline.
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