This comes from watching a lot of History Channel documentaries.
What a fine day for a parade. This year we have more intercontinental ballistic missiles than ever to show off. Our wise leader has ordered that every ICBM in the country be taken out of their silos and added to this parade so that the enemy can count them all up and see that he has no chance of defeating us. Just look at that awesome display. 4375 ICBM's! We have achieved total superiority in the arms race. (A fiery explosion.) Make that 4374. (Another explosion.) 4373. (Another explosion.) 4372... Someone better hurry down to the war museum and grab a surface-to-air missile while we're still ahead.
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