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Is Saturday Night Live on tonight? How much more of their crimes have I inadvertently exposed since I opened this blog? Fifty more scripts that they stole? Did I post any more poems that they stole? What musical guest did they invite to support them on their crooked stage tonight? The Dave Haters? How about the Christines? Remember them? If you love to hate an innocent author who suffered a brutal and cowardly assault by a big ugly gang of hateful pricks he never met, you should tune in to Saturday Night Live. And remember that if their scripts are amusing, they probably stole them. And if local music fans want to look back with fondness on years of fraud committed with hours of my music by bands like the Crystalids, 102.7 the Peak should be their favorite radio station. I had to pay for my web service today because the public library network is down. I am able to pay for this private service today because I have become very financially responsible over the last few months. I take my work seriously and I realize that it is a self employment or 'business' opportunity. The first thing a self employer needs is capital, therefore I am devoting myself to its accumulation. I know what George Carlin stole from me on the subject of businessmen but I erased those posts in mid 2007 because I thought they were unnecessarily punitive. I want to present my work to the world as its owner and I will change myself however I must to accomplish this. Another reason I am not limited to the free web service at the public library is because I am not a helpless drug addict. I must point this out in the face of so many nasty lies that have circulated to support the crimes with my work. In fact, I blame culpable shows like Saturday Night Live and radio stations like 102.7 the Peak for such debilitating smears of my image.
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