Murdered History

Do you remember how Tina Fey and that humorless wonder of a boyfriend of hers would water down my words for their late night broadcast? 'It tastes like crap!' What wimps. People that uptight should avoid careers in comedy because good comedy is wild and free. Maybe if they had personalities or of they cared about something outside of their own interests, they could make up for their safe, boring approach to constructing works of humor, but these monsters are devoid of almost all humanity. I was expecting a backlash to come from people like them: hypocrites who lack the imagination, intelligence, rhythm, and spirit to construct amusing dialogues. This tiny but vocal group is the only one that is offended by my work while the vast majority of people enjoy it. Such protestors are dishonest because they try to attack my content, calling it disrespectful or callous, when the real problem they have with my work is that it is popular - especially that it is more popular than they are. They are hypocrites because they attacked my post about Chinese drivers, calling it racist, and then turned around and praised Jay Leno for stealing it. They attacked my little script about the War of 1812, as though it were an aberration of history, when it is clearly marked as a comedy script. But then they would turn around and laugh at SNL's Weekend Update, a segment that often violated my copyrights and which applied the same method I used for my War of 1812 script to the serious news broadcasts which record our history. I think it's rather sickening to be called a jerk by such jerks, often for simply rewriting material that they already praised on TV or in the movies as being brilliant. I care about history, but if anyone had a right to alter it, it would be myself. Those assholes on TV want history to record that up to six hours of my music was popularly embraced only by fraud because the author wasn't cool enough to play his music (while their networks robbed him of every original idea he ever shared on the internet). History is unfolding right now, with all their fraud stars going in and out of prison, being punished, losing all their fans, and those assholes on TV want history to pan the punishment of their fraud stars and pretend that their fraud stars somehow won the fight for my work just because I'm not on TV with them. If anyone's out to mar history, it's those assholes on TV at this moment. And did Therapy make it onto the radio without my permission? I don't recall hearing anything beyond its opening chords playing on the cocksucker station. Maybe they were saving that song to help all my brainwashed fans to celebrate my suicide death in 2010, inviting everyone to dance on my grave with it, with the Crystalids getting all the love and credit and money for my music. That's the history Dateline NBC was looking forward to reporting, which is offensively evident in their reluctance and the reluctance of their corporate broadcasting buddies to face the reality of the present. Is Ellen still on TV? She's a plagiarizing cunt. The TV wants history to remember her with fondness. Is Dateline still on TV? They're nasty lying corporate whores. The TV wants them to feed you their warped version of history. They want to pin all the heartbreak they caused with their foul crimes on the victim and leave him to starve after stuffing their faces with food out of the loot they snatched from his good work. I could go on all day listing star after star. Madonna went to prison but they would rather talk about the weather on TV. As for you uptight people who are so terrified by my talent, why don't you just stick to the newspaper funnies? You're probably the only one who laughs at them. And stay out of my path in the streets around my building or someone's going to have to show you a new shortcut home.
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