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The Minister of Welfare is almost through his five week stay in a downtown flophouse, where he has endeavored to prove that it is easy to live for five weeks on one welfare check. He says he still has enough sardines and noodles to make it through the next three days and that he is looking forward to returning to his mansion so that he can live. In entertainment, you people don't choose hit songs from the internet, we do. When are you slobs going to accept your place as our dependents? The only hit songs you have currently chosen are now playing a the Folk Festival. Ignore all other music unless we tell you otherwise. That's a command. In business, wealthy men have started up a fund to protect fraud profits. While it may be true that the more money one has, the less inclined he is to share it, it is also true that rich people will spend a lot of money to protect their fortunes. You may donate to the Fraud Fund at www.fraud-first.com. And lastly, the past and the future does not exist, only the present. The past does not exist unless we talk about it in the present. And the future does not exist because it does not conform to the present. And that's the news this 14th day of January, 2008... What's that? It's the 26th of July, 2015? You're fired! |
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Sunday, July 26, 2015
And That's the News
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