Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Ellen's in Hell

Ellen's in Hell
Here's one for all the Ellen fans to take them back to the year 2006 - if they're old enough. I clearly recall complaining about her theft of this former statement, which I will now list as a mediocre monologue component.

I'm one of those pedestrians who must push the button for the walk signal for myself when I must wait longer than five seconds at an intersection because the person who was there before me might be an imbecile. (Hey, I said it was mediocre.)

  
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