Execute Repeat Offenders

Hello, everyone! Here I am, still at the Vancouver Public Library, across from the CBC building, to share yet another gripe which has not been sufficiently covered by my previous posts. This one was necessitated by my recent knowledge of how 'they tried to steal your songs'. So they tried to steal my songs? Why? Why did they try to steal my songs, CBC? I'm not on your precious network, like those creeps your George Strombopoulos supported with my music. You know the creeps I'm talking about, right, CBC? Those creeps who cruised around in their limousine and used it to play pranks on me and to act like juvenile assholes in complete privacy; the limousine that I would have used to simply escape the rude dismissal by every decent person who comes within range of me on the street as some sort of lingering eyesore. Yeah, that limousine. It was the limousine that cruised by and swept up little Roxanna when she was still a very young girl and introduced her to the pleasures of crack smoking, by all accounts. Your own TV host supported this. Hell, he practically made it happen. And what happened when her false idol went to prison and ran out of money? Well, she must have been left with a terrible withdrawal. And there was me on the internet, posting popular songs that your network ignores from embarrassment so that they collect dust and drive her to the act of selling them behind my back. Remember how in 2012 she 'lied for every song they wanted'? I sure do. What a nightmare. You'd think that to suffer one such rape would be enough, but here I am now, three years later, realizing that most of the unbearable pressure I have suffered in the past week or so, which has caused me to break down and scream aloud as I walk down the street, was brought on by the repeat offense of the rape of my online music, very probably by the same person[s]. And do you know what my co tenant calls Tina Fey? He calls her the Tina Fey. He didn't believe me when I told him that Tina Fey, in her position as 'head writer' for Saturday Night Live from 2007 to 2010, filled her show with hundreds of my scripts from my erased 1999-2007 Blogger account. CBC, here is a list of the ones I caught them stealing with my own eyes. Have you read it yet? Sorry if I mixed up their show with a few other shows that stole my scripts. Bait Bikes - stolen by SNL Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass - stolen by TV - SNL? Cosmic Christ, the - stolen by TV - SNL? Don't Destroy the Kitchen - stolen by SNL Idiot Stu-dent, the - stolen by SNL One Thin Grocer - stolen by SNL Shorn Testimony - stolen by SNL Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book - stolen by Dennis Miller Thelma Addison's Confusion - stolen by SNL The Masked Coward - stolen by SNL Tyranny - stolen by SNL The Hennessy - stolen by SNL The Planet of the Grapes - stolen by SNL The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback - stolen by SNL The Racoon - stolen by SNL The Burning Sun - stolen by SNL Silent Night on the Western Front - stolen by SNL Patterns of Behaviour - concept stolen by SNL Chester Windmill Presents - stolen by SNL Economics Made Simple - stolen by SNL The Search for Blue November - stolen by SNL Ears Wide Open - stolen by SNL Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener - stolen by SNL Minstrel At Arms - stolen by SNL Blindsighted Justice - stolen by SNL The Flying Peacocks - stolen by SNL 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus - stolen by SNL Orangatang Flavour Crystals - stolen by SNL The Girls of Nightcast - stolen by SNL Nightcast: September 22, 2012 - stolen by SNL Pussy Willow - stolen by SNL Nightcast: September 15, 2012 - stolen by SNL War Story: All's Fair in Love and War - stolen by SNL Nightcast: September 8, 2012 - stolen by SNL It's Unibrow! (Again) - words and/or concept stolen by SNL Match Against Machine - stolen by SNL It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space) - stolen by SNL The Lost Fight - stolen by SNL Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier (1742-1789) - stolen by SNL Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist... - stolen by SNL History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin - stolen by SNL Meddlin' Mom - stolen by SNL Nurse Sheridan - stolen by SNL Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly - stolen by SNL Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee - stolen by SNL Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino - concept stolen by SNL Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer - stolen by SNL 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet - stolen by SNL It's Unibrow! - stolen by SNL 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men - stolen by SNL The Lazar Razor - stolen by SNL Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: Casino Heist - concept stolen by SNL 'The Shot' Wall Syringe - stolen by SNL Metaphysical Fitness - stolen by SNL Vote for Willie - stolen by SNL 'Void' Depressurizing Gum stolen by SNL? Bigger than the Host - stolen by SNL Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival - stolen by SNL Professional Wisecracker - stolen by SNL Stark Raving Mad TV - stolen by SNL Running on Air - stolen by SNL Not Without My Money - stolen by SNL The Dealer (The Collector) - stolen by SNL Man of His Dreams - stolen by SNL The Sling - stolen by SNL End Quote - stolen by SNL (Don't Steal Show 1) Episode 1 - Windox - stolen by SNL Episode 3 - Securiguard Home Security - stolen by SNL Episode 4 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun - stolen by SNL Episode 5 - Pottypants - stolen by SNL Episode 6 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention - stolen by SNL Episode 7 - Max-Mix Protein Powder - stolen by SNL Episode 8 - Spellbound Spell Checker - stolen by SNL? Episode 9 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant - stolen by SNL Episode 10 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream - stolen by SNL Episode 11 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation - stolen by SNL Episode 12 - Angel of Stealth Kite - stolen by SNL Episode 13 - Zit Zapper - stolen by SNL? Episode 14 - Equine Velvet Aftershave - stolen by SNL Episode 15 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants - stolen by SNL Episode 16 - Jizz Jar - stolen by SNL Episode 17 - Breathe Easy - stolen by SNL Episode 18 - Cart-in-a-Car - stolen by SNL Episode 19 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar - stolen by SNL Episode 20 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan - stolen by SNL? Episode 21 - Slobber Guard - stolen by SNL Siren Siren - stolen by SNL Atomic Self-Heating Soup - stolen by SNL Episode 22 - Econoflush Food Recycler - stolen by SNL Episode 23 - Vengisil Irritating Powder - stolen by SNL Episode 24 - Primetime Polly - stolen by SNL Episode 25 - The Mask - stolen by SNL Episode 27 - Save Dave 2 - Protest - stolen by SNL Episode 28 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues - stolen by SNL Episode 29 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment - stolen by SNL Episode 30 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza - stolen by SNL (Don't Steal Show 2) Episode 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game - stolen by SNL Episode 3 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians - stolen by SNL Episode 4 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer - stolen by SNL? Episode 5 - The Hot Seat - stolen by SNL Episode 6 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce - stolen by SNL Episode 7 - Tasty Pastries - stolen by SNL Episode 9 - Shortcut Guide to Success - stolen by SNL Love or Money - stolen by SNL Top Stories 1 - stolen by SNL Campfire Rock - stolen by SNL The Straight-Blanket - stolen by SNL Top Stories 2 - stolen by SNL The Insomniac - stolen by SNL Gold Rush 2013 - stolen by SNL Top Story - stolen by SNL The Driver - stolen by SNL The Dating Game - stolen by SNL The Greed Game - stolen by SNL Top Stories 3 - stolen by SNL The Blame Game - stolen by SNL Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle - stolen by SNL Top Stories 4 - stolen by SNL The Bermuda Triangle War - stolen by SNL Top Stories 5 - stolen by SNL Treachery! - stolen by SNL Concentration 'X' - stolen by SNL Nightcast: March 18, 2013 - stolen by SNL North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes - stolen by SNL The Assistant - stolen by SNL Nightcast: Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Job Lovers Club - stolen by SNL The Cutting Room - stolen by SNL Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets - stolen by SNL The Vanity Mirrors - stolen by SNL Dead Reckoning - stolen by SNL Enemy Agent - stolen by SNL Celebrity Roundup - stolen by SNL Top Stories 6 - stolen by SNL Top Stories 7 - stolen by SNL The Red Menace - stolen by SNL The Monarch - stolen by SNL Flames of Compassion - stolen by SNL The Space Suit - stolen by SNL Life Shavers - stolen by SNL Around the Corner (Public Service Ad) - stolen by SNL Don't Break the Kitchen - stolen by SNL The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution - stolen by SNL The Multi-Gadge - stolen by SNL Family Feudalism - stolen by SNL Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher - stolen by SNL Film School Preppie - stolen by SNL The Local Banter - stolen by SNL The Police Police - stolen by SNL Gentrification - stolen by SNL A Day in the Afterlife - stolen by SNL Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord - stolen by SNL Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap - stolen by SNL The Life of Martin, Word Inventor - stolen by SNL (Poems) Charlotte Harlequin - stolen by SNL Entropy's Date - stolen by SNL False Prophet, the - stolen by SNL First Unholy Roman Emperor, the - stolen by SNL Iniquia - stolen by SNL Marnie Blarneystone - stolen by SNL Mistress Nemesis - stolen by SNL Puritan, the - stolen by SNL Queen Frig - stolen by SNL Redeemer, the - stolen by SNL Restless One, the - stolen by SNL Rosemary Jones - stolen by SNL Vindictive, the - stolen by SNL Widower, the - stolen by SNL or possibly Ellen Degeneres How's that for a repeat offense? Pretty brutal, wouldn't you say? Maybe that's the whole idea. I wonder what a judge will think. Yes, I heard that SNL's Davelies was back up today. I would suggest that the most astute lawyers download it as evidence for an imminent defamation lawsuit before it disappears again. CBC, I just know that if these rapes of my music and comedy were happening repeatedly to your wives and children instead, a permanent solution to this would be found instantly. And you would want to use your influence to bring the public on your side against such monsters. But when I'm the victim of countless rapes, you leave me to report it in this account by myself, as though it were only my word against the offenders'. I think that's pretty hypocritical and sadistic. (And I might apply the same logic to anyone else out there who is in a position to help me recover my image.) You are really expecting too much to let a gang of vicious creeps kick the shit out of me year after year like this and then leave me to fight back on my own. Is this the price I pay for not wanting to beg you for help? My talent wasn't enough for you? It was enough for all those millions of web followers who you let your fraud friends trick into thinking I was a child molesting fraud. How disappointed the world would be with you now if you only had the courage to tell the truth about your own faults. On the other hand, such an act would certainly win our trust. Oh, hey, CBC, don't worry, no one will read this entry today because I'm not on CBC! Wednesday May 27, 2015 (7:52 am) Well, no one showed up to drag me off and hang me upside down last night. Is it because one of your gullible viewers told them that I was incarcerated while I sat there in public for over an hour and typed in my latest entry to this account? That's what a lot of your supporters tell the world about me and I really think it stinks. But I will be sporting about this. If you want to convince people that I am lying about the Tina Fey, why don't you track her down and ask her who wrote these works? Go ahead and track her down after I said she went to prison in 2013 and then had to hear my co tenant call me a liar just two days ago for saying she ripped me off. Go ahead. That would convince everyone. Otherwise, don't let people think I'm incarcerated when I'm not. No one deserves that, least of all, me.
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