Friday, November 27, 2015

The Smile-Rite Face Mold

The Smile-Rite Face Mold
(A subway train. A shapely woman drops something. As she bends over to pick it up, she looks behind her and sees a seated man smiling. Caught in her suspicious glare, his face turns red with embarrassment.)

Narrator: Need some help with that smile? How do you know you're not making a fool out of yourself? Let the Smile-Rite face mold reshape your features into their most winning proportions.

(The man in bed. He straps a heavy apparatus like a catcher's mask around his head before turning out the lights.)

Narrator: Composed of a firm, durable alloy, Smile-Rite fits snugly around the head for comfortable sleeping and produces overnight results.

(The next day on the train. The man sits across from the woman when a jolt of acceleration causes an elderly passenger to lose her balance and fall with a thump.)

Woman: Oh no! I think she's hurt. (Seeing the man) Oh, look who's smiling! What are you, some kind of sadist?

Man: (Smiling) Me? I'm not smiling. I'm paralyzed.

Narrator: The Smile-Rite face mold. What a relief!

  
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