Are you tired of giant department store chains boasting of offering you the lowest prices? Here at the Black Market we pride ourselves on undercutting the competition, such as with this excellent switchblade. Canadian Tire might charge you fifty dollars for it, but I'll sell it to you right now for ten dollars. And who says cigarettes are expensive? Our truck driver delivers our cigarette cartons directly from the airport, allowing us to slash our cigarette prices from the twenty-four dollars a pack imposed by those government health fanatics all the way down to ten dollars. Are you looking for cheaper transportation? We sell new and used bicycles for ten dollars each. So go as low as you can go at the Black Market, open from sunset to dawn in the parking lot behind the pool hall, in the heart of the red light district.
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